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Equestrian Noise Rock

Jonathan
Male
16,
INFP,
New Jersey,
I Like:
Punk Rock,
Alternative,
Grunge,
Metal,
Food,
Art,
And Film
Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14
  • 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
  • 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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  • 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
  • Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
  • 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
Apr 16 '14
sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

(Source: alessandromancodogphotographer)

Apr 16 '14

dirrtyflowerchild:

all-about-living-up:

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

literally adventure time knows their shit

(Source: pretendplaytime)

Apr 16 '14
krijstman:

snotchers:

Meet my bath buddy Shaneequa 

legendary duck!

krijstman:

snotchers:

Meet my bath buddy Shaneequa 

legendary duck!

Apr 16 '14

(Source: k-a-t-i-e-)

Apr 16 '14

(Source: jonyorkblog)

Apr 16 '14
ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

Apr 16 '14
castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

Apr 15 '14

policymic:

Coachella is capitalizing on offensive Native American appropriation

Needless to say, many Natives are not fans of the trend. But that hasn’t stopped the festival from capitalizing on the “white kids playing Indian” motif and offering tipi rentals for the low weekend price of … $2,200? Paying rent in a New York City rat hole never sounded so good.

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Apr 15 '14
Apr 15 '14
Apr 15 '14

(Source: vhitolaiho)

Apr 15 '14
strictlygenteel:

'Pink Floyd The Wall' - illustration by Gerald Scarfe

strictlygenteel:

'Pink Floyd The Wall' - illustration by Gerald Scarfe